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Monday nite I had a gathering at some restaurant in Narragansett, RI.
Upon my arrival I was given a tag name “JBO".
Food was great, our table’s waitress seemed to be very focused on my well being throughout the whole party, It felt kinda overwhelming at times though.

Late last nite I check my emails finding the following forwarded to me:

“hello, my name’s Ailen, the daughter of one of your attendees to tonight’s party.
My dad’s name is Juan Otero, he goes by the nickname “JBO”.
He suffers a slight mental condition which you could commonly call such as being a bit dimwit.
Clean shaved 56 years old, bald with a strong funny accent wearing jeans, sneakers & black hooded jacket. His T-shirt is black & says “I pretend to be OK"
I wanted to ask you your best special attention to him so he can enjoy the party without his family watching over his shoulder as usual.
He’s very good when it comes down to giving tips so the deed entails its own reward.
I thank you in advance for your help, should you need more information please do not hesitate to call me at 401-……… Ailen.”

And the answer attached:

“hello Ailen, don’t worry a bit about it, we’ll have one of our girls totally dedicated to your Dad, Mattie”


DON’T YOU LUV YOUR BROOD?

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HA! Classic!

Indeed.....you've got a special one, Mr. Otero.

A classic indeed.

"Dimwit" there's a lot of that going around these days I had that once "......Hook

If your kids don't take care of you who will????

does that gag work at strip clubs too ??

Thats awsome Psycho!!!!!!!!